CONVERSATIONS WITH AN ATHEIST (comedy based on real conversations)

 

 

A PIGEON

Theist: – I saw a pigeon yesterday.

Atheist: – Prove to me that you saw a pigeon.

Theist: – What do you mean?

Atheist: -Extraordinary situations require extraordinary evidence.

Theist: – That is my proof. I saw a pigeon. You too can see a pigeon if you try. You’ve never seen a pigeon?

Atheist: – That is not true. Pigeons don’t exist. You have no proof that you saw the pigeon. If you don’t show me proof now, I will tell everyone that you are a liar.

Theist: – The fact that you doubt because you have no proof of my experience is not proof that I have not seen or experienced something. That’s your problem.

Your request is irrelevant.

 

 

 

SALVATION

Theist:

– Take the chocolate, it’s sweet, eat it.

Atheist:

– What is chocolate? How do you know it’s sweet? Where’s the chocolate?

Theist:

– There it is in front of you on the table.

Atheist:

– No, it’s not chocolate. Prove it’s chocolate.

Theist:

– How can I prove to you that it’s chocolate if you don’t want to recognize it, take it and eat it?

You’re the one who needs to eat the chocolate to make sure it’s sweet.

The lesson is:

You have to live your life. You have to gain your experience and your knowledge. He who knows can guide you. However, you are the one who has to fight for your goal and your salvation.

Therefore, the problem is not the lack of evidence or the non-existence of God. The problem is  in not recognizing the evidence and rejecting God.

 

 

 

ATHEISM AND EVIDENCE

Theist:

-I was in China and I met Chinese people.

Atheist:

– The Chinese? What are the Chinese?

Theist:

– They are people like us, they just have a slightly different skin color and slanted eyes.

Atheist:

-I do not believe you. I have never seen a Chinese. Prove you’ve met a Chinese.

Theist:

– You can go to China and you will meet many of them.

Atheist:

– You claim to have met a Chinese man. Prove it. That is your task.

Theist:

– I can only travel to China and pay for the Chinese and the trip to bring him to you.

Atheist:

– So what’s the problem?

More natural:

This is what atheistic demands look like. Instead of the atheist doing his task and gaining his knowledge and experience, he asks others to live, work and find answers for him.

What is strange here?

Any answer and any evidence atheists do not accept. Even when you bring him a Chinese and say, this is Chinese, the atheist cannot accept it because of doubt.

No atheist will think of going to China alone and meeting a Chinese person. The atheist pretends that you are obliged to bring him a Chinese to meet him (although he won’t admit proof even when you bring a Chinese. Because how does he/she know that’s Chinese person? You have to prove it to him/her too).

The lesson is:

Atheism is really a science problem. Psychology is part of science. Psychology deals with attachments. Atheism is, among other things, attachment to passivity and ignorance.

An atheist will not give up ignorance. He/she will fight with all his/her might to keep it.

 

 

 

ATHEISM AND DOUBT

Atheism is constant doubt.

Atheism is an ideology based on the suspicion that all people who have known God are lying.

Yet to claim that all men are liars is the only sure falsehood.

Atheism rests on doubt and in the next moment it rests on untruth.

 

 

 

ATHEIST QUESTIONS

On social networks:

Me:

– I didn’t want to get in the water so I wouldn’t get wet.

Atheist:

– And you know that by…?

Me:

– When I was little I fell into the water and got wet. So now I know.

Atheist:

– Can you demonstrate that to me or are you just stupid?

Me.

– Sorry, I would, but at the moment I don’t have water in the chat to show it to you.

The lesson is:

Many atheists not only don’t have the right answers, they don’t have the right question.

 

 

 

SUBJECTIVE EXPERIENCE

Atheist:

– Subjective experience is the worst and most unreliable evidence.

Me:

– So, when you eat, you don’t know you’ve ate, you need proof?

 

 

 

MORAL

Atheist:

-Subjective morality is the only valid one. Everyone determines for himself what is right and what is wrong.

Me:

– If all that is so, then why aren’t atheists always free and happy? In what way are they hurt? Subjective morality would not allow that!?

 

 

 

FREEDOM

Atheist:

– Compared to theists, we have freedom. Theists are slaves of God.

Me:

-How do you know they are slaves unless you think you are a slave of a higher life force?

 

 

 

FREE WILL OF ATHEISTS

Atheist:

– I wrote this comment but not of my own free will. Free will does not exist. Everything is accidental.

Me:

– If everything is accidental, then why think and reason? Where does the desire to be smart or good come from?

 

 

 

ATHEISTIC LOGIC

Once an atheist wanted to appear funny, so he asked on social media where his socks were.

To his surprise I told him that was an excellent question.

Why is it great?

Because the socks are in his house and only he can find them. It’s funny for us to ask such a thing. That’s why people laughed.

He answered after a few minutes and said that he had found the socks.

So individuals laugh if someone asks where their socks are, but they don’t laugh when someone asks another human for proof of God?